Yeah, America – fuck that place. Now I know judging by common sense the majority of you are from the USA, but bear with me. Here is a quick few things that give me the shits about your silly little nation.
No, it is not the ‘world series’ – fuck off. You only call it the World Series because you’re the only fucking country who plays (and gives a shit) about any of it. How about playing and being decent at a sport that other countries play? I vaguely remember our depleted Wallabies running out 67-5 winners over the ‘Eagles’ the other night…and we have 20 million people. I won’t even bring up your excuse for a football team (and not American Football…not even going to start on that stupid mess of a game).
I probably don’t even need to explain this one. How about implementing a compulsory election system and you may not end up having some overblown fuckwit babbling to the masses about how you can literally blow in one ear and feel it out the other side. Nice one George Dubya:
What the fuck do these things think they are doing? They are just about single-handedly sticking a burning iron rod up the ass of the entire world by exporting labour and industry, causing immeasurable damage to the environment…exponentially lower wage rates…you name it they have had their part in causing it. Here is a nice fact for you; in 2010 Apple’s iPhone contributed almost 2bn USD to the American trade deficit. Stupid fuckwits – grow your own iPhones.
[Disclaimer: I don’t agree every America is like this, just the vast majority]. American stupid people sound stupider than any other kind of stupid person – FACT. America also seems to stockpile immense amounts of international and cultural ignorance…no wonder your fucked up political system is like a zoo. These videos really are quite funny, so watch them, now.
To those Americans who fit and/or subscribe to any of these, stop swilling your Bud Light, driving that fucking Hummer and pushing your culture, systems and way of life down the throat of the world. In any case that’s me done for today, I need bourbon.