So this is me. I am an educated, sometimes egotistic Australian university student who thinks the world of himself and not much of many other things. I am held in the balance of daily activities all aimed at making me the me I want to be. I work out…have done for weeks now (obviously), I play sport, I attend university and I work in my ‘spare’ time.
Ironic really that I should talk about myself in a place dedicated to all the shit that turns my blood to a thickened black paste, but the truth of the matter is that even I piss myself off. Funny that.
In any case, welcome to my new internet real estate. Crack open a beer, take a seat and enjoy the ride. Try not to be offended – I will often sound cynical, self-centred and harsh but please know that I am generally the opposite…when it comes down to things not mentioned here.
If you relate to any subject matter I plan on discussing on this page in the future, please take this as a fuck you in advance …so fuck you in advance. In any case I have shit to attend to, so stay tuned for the first in the ‘If you do this…’ series.
First person to follow will be personally invited to my place of residence with the once in a lifetime opportunity to kiss my perfect ass.