I’m not here to whinge about Facebook. I don’t pay shit to use it – I feel no obligation to use it, and who am I to complain about a free service? It is two things that fuck me to no end when it comes to Facebook.
1. People who do whinge about Facebook
Seriously, we are aware that Facebook changes things…it’s what meant it out-dated Myspace. So shut your fucking mouth and deal with the day it takes to get your brain around all the changes that ruin your useless lives. Get over it and find something worth worrying about – first world issue if ever I have seen one.
2. People who ‘like’ every fucking page
I like pages on Facebook, maybe once every couple of days if I see one that relates to me in a way that makes me laugh or can be linked to some sort of inside joke I have with friends. But to those people that like every shit damn page that might relate to you in some way – FUCK YOUR FACE. Here are a few examples to prove my point:
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
No, fuck off. You are weird
The awkward moment when you finish a TV series and don't know what to do with your life anymore.
So you presumably started watching said TV show in order to alleviate boredom, and now it has ended and not only has the boredom returned, but you no longer know how to continue living? Maybe do us the liberty of alleviating yourself from the gene pool.
Like if you know someone who needs a smack in the face with a shovel.
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you.
We will agree to disagree. Although I feel this particular page does in some way relate to me. Might go like that one now and become one of those fuckwits I despise.Facebook is a wonderful utility, but it is dickheads like these that make the whole experience an excruciating one, analogous to having your tongue pulled from your mouth...or something terrible.